Heidi Montag wants breast implants removed
It looks like Heidi Montag has had it with looking like Jessica Rabbit and wants to alter her cartoonishly disfigured body once again to have her humongoid G-cup breast implants removed. Plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan must be rolling in his grave. What? Too soon?
"I'm desperate to go back to normal," Montag tells Life & Style. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D." Apparently she's got this little thing called crippling back pain: "I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way."
It's only been nine months since her infamous, 10-procedure marathon surgery on Nov. 20, and it seems she simply hasn't grown accustomed to the new Heidi. "I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs," she says. "It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. ... I feel trapped in my own body."
She's now looking for a surgeon in South America, since she's both broke and Dr. Ryan died in a car accident a week ago. If we were look-at-the-bright-side kind of people, we'd cherish this as a life lesson about celebrities setting examples about being happy with their looks. As it is, we're only breaking our Heidi Montag rule again because she's talking about her boob job.
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