Hugh Hefner, the devious media mogul he is, has already found a way to deal with his former fiancee Crystal Harris dumping him five days before Saturday's planned wedding -- well, he found a way to deal with her Playboy pictorial coming out on Friday, anyway. And that's by covering her up with a big sticker. That'll show her.

"Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands," the 85-year-old wrote on Twitter via @hughhefner. He continued to dodge questions about exactly what happened, though. "Crystal did an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning to explain everything, but I still don't have a clue. I didn't see any of this coming, but I'm glad things went wrong before the marriage instead of after. Live & learn."

Harris also did an interview with Entertainment Tonight's Chris Jacobs, in which she said she and Hef came to a mutual conclusion about the wedding. "I can honestly say, I was not the only woman in Hef's life," she said (well, no doy). "And I didn't feel comfortable in my heart knowing that and being able to get married to him, because a marriage is between two people, and that's not what our relationship was." Wow, that's a surprisingly adult and insightful answer. Who could have expected that?

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