Items we don't really want to write about, but thanks to our journalistic integrity, we will share with you
• There’s a laundry basket once owned by Paris Hilton for sale on eBay, Page Six says, but no one’s buying. Because hey, if we’re not buying Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries, we’re definitely not dropping the cash on some old hamper.
• Simon Cowell apparently rolled his eyes when Chris Richardson gave a heartfelt message to Virginia Tech students on American Idol, with a few people calling foul (video is below). Cowell says he was talking with Paula Abdul at the time and didn’t even hear Richardson, and we believe that, since it’s obvious Simon doesn’t listen most of the time anyway.
• Suri Cruise celebrates her first birthday today. Whoop.
• Mike Tyson is apparently set to star in a music video for a Bollywood film called Fool and Final, the New York Daily News says. As long as he’s not boxing Ganesh, that’s fine by us.
• And finally, photos of Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn are everywhere, but at this point, do you really care?