Jackass: Game on!
One thing we always felt Q*Bert lacked was the ability to staple the lead character’s genitals to its leg. Thankfully, some gamers may soon have that option. MTV announced it is creating a Jackass video game, featuring the vocal, visual and scatalogical stylings of Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O and the rest of the Jackass crew. “We’re excited as all hell about it,” Knoxville told the Hollywood Reporter. Players can race bumper cars across New York rooftops, unicycle through a construction site and toss characters 50 stories into a pile of elephant feces. The game will be scored by an in-game injury system that tracks broken bones, ruptured spleens and (we assume) crushed dignity. The game will be available for PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable and Nintendo DS in September