Jaleel White sinks, Sasha Grey's jinx, Lindsay Lohan's on the brink
• Now that we know that the Giant Octopus wasn’t all that, our favorite prehistoric monster will return to SyFy in Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus, starring none other than Jaleel White, io9 reports. Hey, Steve Urkel will have to pay his court costs for smacking his baby’s mother around somehow.
• Porn star Sasha Grey will return to the big screen in a movie called Skinny Dip, with an appropriate trashtastic cast that includes Michelle Rodriguez, Danny Trejo and Eric Roberts, Movieline says. That guarantees it’ll be more action-packed than Steven Soderbergh’s interesting but slow The Girlfriend Experience.
• And since we haven’t said boo about her for at least a week, RadarOnline says Lindsay Lohan went shopping at a Palm Desert, Calif., shopping mall and bought even more clothes for her stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. We’re so glad that she has no way to pay for her rehab, but can buy $200 worth of socks.