Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy is a cheater
Destroying the concept of true love once and for all, InTouch Weekly's latest cover story says that Casey Aldridge, daddy to Jamie Lynn Spears' new tot, Maddie Briann, was having an affair with a 28-year-old woman.
"We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli tells the glossy. “He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Wait a minute, she's in her late 20s. Why is she acting like she's in junior high? Did they pass notes to each other with little "yes" and "no" boxes?
Even Britney's first husband, Jason Alexander, weighs in on this incest-fest: “They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.” Yes, we can see how that would present a problem, especially when the 16-year-old girlfriend gets pregnant.
But Kelli the child molestor finally did the right thing, breaking it off mere months before Maddie was born.
“It just didn’t feel right,” she says. “He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.”
The last time they sexed it up was in March, but she says “even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally” and they still see each other "at least once a week." Excuse us while we go shower with a wire brush.