Jamie Lynn Spears might be pregnant. Or not.
Never in our whole lives have we ever wanted the National Enquirer to be more wrong -- not even when they reported that giant locusts would enslave the Earth, or that El Chupacabra was real and in the United States. The supermarket mainstay is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears (drum roll ...) is pregnant again. Heaven help us.
In what they call a "blockbuster world exclusive," they say the 17-year-old is once again with child, a mere three months after giving birth to Maddie Briann. And this time the family is begging her to get an abortion.
"Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical," a source tells the rag. "Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out."
In further proof that our dumb children really could use a teensy bit of sex education, Jamie Lynn apparently thought some old wives' tale was true and got knocked up.
"Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding," the same source adds. "She’d expected to have her period by early September. ... They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster."
This sure makes big sis Britney’s latest problem — her attorney rejected a plea offer that would have placed her on a year’s probation and forced her to pay a $150 fine for driving without a license — look like chicken feed, don’t it?
An "unimpeachable source" tells TMZ this ain't the truth, and another unnamed source for E! calls the report “a bunch of made-up crap,” but we'll wait to get it from the horse's mouth. Until then ... keep watching the skies!