Japanese Transformers knew how to live
Look, The Juice* is not stupid. We realize wack Japanese cartoon versions of cartoons we watched as kids were waaaay crazier than what we saw. But this clip of Japanese Transformers from back in the day is so beyond our sphere of recognition, it blows our minds. You've got Wheelie getting plowed with human boy Daniel, Arcee playing the nagging mommy and getting hit on by Chromedome-san and a Blaster wannabe called Twincast playing karaoke for some dude named Hardhead -- and you could even sing along! Where were we when all this was happening?