Jenna Jameson pleads guilty to DUI
We're all adults here, so let's not pretend like we all didn't see this coming. Former porn queen Jenna Jameson has pleaded guilty to driving under the influence after hitting a light pole in Westminster, California, the Huffington Post reports. Her blood alcohol level was 0.13 percent -- above the state's legal limit of 0.08 percent.
She was sentenced Thursday to three years of probation, $340 in fines and she has to participate in a Mothers Against Drunk Driving victims' impact panel. Yeah...we're pretty sure we never want our kids taking advice from a porn star, about anything.
Her attorney, John Kremer told City News Service that she is sorry and thankful nobody was hurt. We doubt she actually said that, Mr. Kremer. Jameson is more upset that her weekly Botox appointments will be disrupted by meetings with her probation officer.
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