Jenna Jameson says she's pregnant with twins
"Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts," she wrote (posted sic). "I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive."
You know, there's lots we could say that would be hateful or rude or spiteful or mocking, but she seems so earnest we're going to drop that. We'll settle for waiting a couple years so we can see footage of what happens when these two folks show up at a parent-teacher conference. Besides, things will be fine as long as the kids don't watch too many of their home movies.
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