Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz now say nothing happened
Okay, we've kinda had it with the whole "Tito Ortiz may have beaten a drug-addicted Jenna Jameson" thing, because now the couple have recanted all their statements and won't be doing anything to anyone now. The UFC and Vivid Video are probably glad to hear all that.
"What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in," Jameson told TMZ. Ortiz's lawyer, Chip Matthews, backed that up by calling the whole thing "a big misunderstanding."
Accusing the father of your children of domestic violence and then having him accuse you of an OxyContin habit are pretty big misunderstandings, all right. But hey, Jenna took a drug test Tuesday that came back clean and Tito stands to lose up to $15 million per year by getting kicked out of the UFC if he gets convicted, so we now return you to our regularly scheduled freakshow relationship.
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