Jennifer Aniston buys two tanning beds. Whoa.
Since Jennifer Aniston hasn't done anything truly newsworthy since ... well, since Friends was in first-run episodes, really, Star feels the need to tell us she bought not one but TWO tanning beds for her house. Stand back, because that means she must be personally responsible for global warming.
The mag says she paid $34,000 for the Wolff tanning beds after the one she had broke. She so totally couldn't go without her ultraviolet radiation!
"She freaked out because the next day, she had a major photo shoot," a source says. "She had to go to a public tanning place. She learned her lesson after that — always have a back-up."
This is so totally a lie. Like Jen really had a photo shoot somewhere.
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