Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux are engaged now
Finally, we can bring the endless Brad Pitt talk to a close: Ever since her divorce from her cheatin' hubby, we'll admit to rooting for Jennifer Aniston to find love again. She seems like the perfect woman, but she could never really keep a guy. But according to E!, her boyfriend of a year, Justin Theroux, popped the question Friday night and Aniston said yes. Can we all move on now?
"(Theroux) had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, (Aniston), accepted his proposal of marriage," his rep told E!. The couple met on the set of Wanderlust, a movie Aniston co-starred in with Paul Rudd. What's it about? Who remembers? All of Jen's movie's are largely the same, about a put-upon modern woman who just can't find love. We don't know where she got the experience for those roles.
We wonder how Pitt is feeling right about now, considering he's got 63 kids and about to marry Angelina Jolie, who is either Supermom or the Wicked Witch of the South of France, depending on the day. Aniston hasn't stopped talking about him since he left her for Jolie after Mr. & Mrs. Smith. It is curious timing that she's finally getting engaged the same time Brangelina are planning to make it official after nine years together (the exact same weekend, if all those reports about a Chateau Miraval wedding had been accurate). They really should coordinate their schedules better; their venue may end up double-booked!
-- Sabrina Rocco, firstname.lastname@example.org
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