Jennifer Aniston may want to have David Schwimmer's baby
While in New York shooting The Baster, Jennifer Aniston may have proven once and for all that she cannot comprehend the difference between fiction and reality. The proof? The actress may be considering getting the ol' in vitro milkshake from a former Friends co-star. Oh yes, you know who.
“Jen’s been telling everyone on the set this film should be promoted as the story of her life,” a set source told the National Enquirer. “But the real shocker is that she says her top candidate for artificial insemination is David Schwimmer!”
Wait, hold up ... can that possibly be right? She's in a movie about artificial insemination, and she wants her old TV boyfriend to do the honors?
“Jen isn’t afraid of raising a child on her own'" the source added. "She says David is perfect father material because he’s the whole package -- handsome, tall, smart and with a full head of hair!”
We can only pray this is a joke, but she's 40 and he's 42, both have ruined love lives and both are shells of their former selves. It is like TV! And since she made something like $27 million last year, she can afford to just drop the baby off whenever it's interfering with her storyline, just like they did with Emma on the show!