Jennifer Aniston totally wants to have a baby
Who'da thunk 39-year-old Jennifer Aniston wanted to be a mama? Oh right, we can't stop hearing about how she's trying to get John Mayer to knock her up. And that's ruining the excitement of it for her, she says.
"It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' "Aniston tells Entertainment Weekly. "Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf---ers!''
Wow, is that the mouth she's going to kiss these kids with? And playing a mom in the Marley & Me isn't helping.
''I feel like that's in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some way – or it's something I long for," she says. "So it was great to sort of dip your toe in it.''
Of course, she could try babysitting, too. We hear Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a couple kids they could loan out.
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