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'Jersey Shore' is getting an all-new cast next season

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We have good news and bad news, friends and neighbors; The good news: It looks like the entire cast of Jersey Shore is out on their keisters after the upcoming season, which is set in Miami Beach. The bad news? There will be a third season, just with a different cast. Oh, it gets worse.

Doron Ofir, the casting director and president of Popular Productions, which makes the weekly chronicle of genetic disaster, is also working on several new shows that will make you want to jump out of a 13th story window, BlackBook magazine reports. You ready for these?

There will be The Persian Version, about the Iranian community in Hollywood, which doesn't sound too bad. But then there's Wicked Summer, which is like Jersey Shore but with Massholes (read: Southie boys and Red Sox fans); Chongas, which is Jersey Shore with gay Latinos; and Friggin' Weddings, about Italian-American's gettin' married. How many shows about other people doing nothing can we stand?

Considering Ofir has cast these shows and others like A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Paris HIlton's My New BFF, RuPaul's Drag Race, Millionaire Matchmaker and scores more, we think he needs to be stopped. Perhaps we can lobby D.C. for some kind of cease and desist order for threatening national security by making everyone stupid.

[Photo: MTV]

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[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:31am]

    

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