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Jersey Shore's J-Woww is going to film birth of Snooki's baby




Always willing to do anything on camera, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has knighted her best friend and fellow Jersey Shore star Jenni "J-Woww" Farley to film her giving birth to baby boy Lorenzo. Something's bound to go wrong here. Either fake nails will cover the lens the entire time, or Snooki's hundreds of F-bombs will ruin the whole memory ("Isn't his #^&%*$# head almost out yet?!?").

"She wants me to record it," J-Woww told E!. "I'm going to set up a tripod, right there, zooming in." Jen, please, we're begging younot to zoom in. Haven't we seen enough of Snook's undercarriage? But apparently, J-Woww has no qualms about it. "Listen, I've seen that girl bent over so many ways," she said. "Sideways, I've slept with her, there's nothing that can happen with that girl that won't surprise me."

A higher power has taken mercy on us, because Snooki has decided to keep the footage private. She may change her mind if their new spinoff gets another season, however; That show needs all the help it can get.

-- Sabrina Rocco

[Last modified: Friday, July 27, 2012 2:50pm]


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