Jersey Shore's Snooki has nude photos and video
We're still reeling from last week's rumors that Jersey Shore's Jenni "J-Woww" Farley had some topless photos, but sweet Enola Gay, now RadarOnline says Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has some pics and a video that are much, much worse. Please, for sake of all that is decent and wholesome, make it end!
The site says the pics are self-shot and the video may have been made to entice a potential suitor (remember your lessons about black widows), but is now for sale. Radar also says that some of the material is "too graphic to describe." Oh man, we have to start scrubbing our eyes now.
It's at this point we again question our dear Juice*heads: Why is Jersey Shore such a popular show? Watching thick-necks on Red Bull and trolls in miniskirts isn't a TV show, it's a day out at Clearwater Beach when the snowbirds are in town.
[Photo: Getty Images. For those of you lucky enough to not know who Snooki is, SNL did a pretty good job summing her up in the video below.]