Jersey Shore's Snooki is publishing a second book
If ever there were an occurrence that wrenches the heart of a journalist, it's hearing that a no-talent like Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has a book out. It's even worse when that book hits the New York Times bestseller list. How can it degrade further? She's now writing another one.
After the success of her almost-certainly ghostwritten tome A Shore Thing, Snooks will be releasing Gorilla Beach, CNN reports. Simon & Schuster will publish the novel, about characters named Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli, a pair planning "to have the sexiest summer ever." Whatever that means.
The book will be out in May 2012, a mere seven months before the Mayan prophecy comes true. Surely, this is a sign heralding the end of days.
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