While we're discussing people who need serious therapy, Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on The Ellen Degeneres Show on Wednesday to push her new book, A Shore Thing, which is enough to put us on the shrink's couch. It's a good thing she could talk at length about her binge drinking.

"Now, when you say if you didn't black out it's a good night for you, are you serious?" Ellen asked her diminutive, orange guest. "Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don't. It sucks. So you're like, 'What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?' " That's what we do every night -- don't you?

Ellen asked if she was being serious, and Snooks said oh my, yes, she was. And how often does that happen? "Oh, like once a month." Great. It's a good thing she says she doesn't want to be a role model. No, she just wants to get rich on people's obsession with her lifestyle.

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