Jersey Shore's Snooki says she's bisexual, The Situation might be gay
Because it'll be splattered all over every other gossip outlet in the free world, we guess we have to tell you that Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi officially came out on the Internet as a bisexual this week. Oh, and she says Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino might be gay, too, so there's that. Happy, MTV addicts?
As the Huffington Post, of all places, interviewed Snooki and Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Polizzi was asked what was up with her fooling around with Deena Cortese on the show. Her answer was pretty to the point (so to speak): "I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented." That footage must be in MTV's media vault somewhere.
Meanwhile, the site asked them about the Situation, noting his hookups with girls always seem to hit a snag, so JWoww fielded the question by saying, "I can't confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense ... He brings it up. He'll say, 'People think I'm gay and I don't know what they're talking about.'"
Snooki included her own spin, adding, "He told me one time, '(All the talk is) making me wonder.'" Now it makes sense MTV is ending the show; Can you imagine the reaction of all those thicknecks out there trying to be like Mike if they found out he was gay? As for Snooki, well, she'll do anything to get in the media spotlight. Mission accomplished.
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