Jersey Shore's Snooki will wrestle at Wrestlemania XXVII
It's the perfect storm of fictional reality meeting sorta-fictional reality, as Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has turned a one-night stand with the WWE into a full-blown Wrestlemania XXVII appearance on April 3 in Atlanta. We haven't been this excited to see what happens to a flash-in-the-pan star since William "The Refrigerator" Perry pulled Big John Studd over the top rope during a battle royal 25 years ago.
While hosting WWE Monday Night Raw last night, Snooks was being pushed around by the likes Michelle McCool and Layla, so she struck back, getting in a couple cheap shots and jumping in the ring for some serious face-smashing action. She was joined by Trish Stratus and John Morrison, only to have McCool, Layla and Dolph Ziggler challenge them to a three-way tag team match. That sounds really dirty, doesn't it?
If none of those names make any sense to you, that's just fine. The Juice* hasn't watched wrestling on a regular basis since Hulk Hogan retired, but at the very least we can all enjoy the video clip of the fight above -- and wait to see what happens to the tiny terror next month.