Jessica Alba pregnant!
Men of the world, prepare to bawl your eyes out: Jessica Alba is pregnant. The star's rep confirmed to People Wednesday that Alba is carrying the seed of boyfriend Cash Warren. "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," spokesman Brad Cafarelli told the mag. While having a baby is certainly a wonderful thing that should be celebrated, one can almost hear the collective jaws dropping of a nation's worth of randy teenage boys. Alba? A mother? And she *sniff* never even got to do a nude scene!