Jessica Biel says she's too hot to succeed
Wondering why, with all her hotness, you haven't seen a whole lot of Jessica Biel lately? According to her, it's because she's just too hot, y'all.
"Yeah, it really is a problem; I have to be blunt," she tells Allure. "I'm in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference -- but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No."
Maybe that has something to do with taking roles in dumb stuff like I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and playing a stripper in Powder Blue, which is going straight to DVD, it's so good. But still, she wishes she could be like Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman, who get dramatic roles despite being on a similar level of hotness.
"I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me!" she says. "But if you don't want to even see me -- that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!"
And what about her future with Justin Timberlake? He could always be your sugar daddy.
"I have no idea if I want to get married," she says. "I have a lot to do careerwise." Like get in another Blade sequel, maybe? Or perhaps remake Stealth? Her life is so full of difficult decisions!