Jessica Biel will change her name to Jessica Timberlake
By now we all know Justin Timberlake apologized for that video making fun of homeless people his doofy friend made, so can we squeeze one more item out of Jessica Biel's wedding? We can? Oh good, because Jess has said she plans on changing her name. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean she'll become a better actress.
"Yes, I'm changing my name," the 30-year-old told People, skipping over the disconcerting fact she has a brother also named Justin. "My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names."
Well, no, the jackpot of names would be Babatunde Omoroga Adebimpe, but the lead singer of TV on the Radio already has that one. Really, just say it out loud -- it makes the whole day brighter. And help you forget you made movies like Stealth and Powder Blue.