The Juice* thought it was being responsible yesterday by not reporting a completely unattributed item about Jessica Biel possibly getting naked in a film (we hate dashing people’s hopes, after all), but hey, if Page Six says it, it must be true, right?

The New York Post quotes a new Us Weekly report that says she’s baring almost all in the upcoming Powder Blue, about a “stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son.” Apparently that includes doing what Lindsay Lohan couldn’t do in I Know Who Killed Me.

Jessica “signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see — including shots of her breasts and butt,” a source told Us. Now, we’ve attributed it to two other sources, so don’t come crying to us if it turns out to be a hoax.

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