Jessica Simpson doesn't brush her teeth, loves fried food, is kinda gross
By now we all know Jessica Simpson's only reason for existing is to give The Juice* something to fill the page out with, so why don't we talk about how the girl doesn't brush her damn teeth, okay? Gross, right?
"I don't brush my teeth," she said on an iheartradio interview. "No, really! I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll all, 'ow!'"
Don't worry, we're all "ow!" right now just thinking about it. She also goes on to say she loves "anything fried" and has had role models as bad as she is when it comes to nutrition.
"Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick," she said. "We weren't really the healthiest of people. (My mom) didn't force me to eat healthy."
If last year's mom jeans photos were any indication, we're about to see a whole lot more of Jessica Simpson, knowing now what we know. She said other stuff about John Mayer, but really, we're still struggling with the teeth comment.
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