Jessica Simpson may not be able to sell baby photos
Now that we all know Jessica Simpson is pregnant, surely there's some glossy somewhere beating down her door with fistfuls of cash, just waiting for an exclusive photo of the new bundle of joy, right? Well, not so fast, the Huffington Post says.
"Jessica isn't as relevant as she used to be," Cult of Celebrity author Cooper Lawrence told the site. "She's making shoes now. Her baby daddy (fiancé Eric Johnson) isn't famous enough for anyone who doesn't know her personally to care, and the trend of celebrity baby photos is done for the consumer as well. Let us know if when the kid is 10 it has its first kiss with Mason Kardashian. Then we'll talk."
Wow, that's quite a Lawrence is setting there. Seriously, Mason Kardashian (Disick, actually)? If that family is still famous in 10 years, you'll have to be reading about it somewhere else, because The Juice* will be in the funny farm. In any event, Jessica is worth a billion dollars, so we're not so sure she needs Ok! magazine to cut her a check right away. We prefer the Twitter announcement strategy, anyway.
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