Jessica Simpson is nude, tells Elle her baby's a girl
Jessica Simpson bares all -- quite literally -- in the latest issue of Elle, revealing to the world that she and fiance Eric Johnson are having a girl. Jess is so big in that cover photo, you can almost tell, anyway.
And what is the most important thing for mom regarding her future little girl? That she show a little style: "Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!" she tells Elle, which tries to cutesy it up by transcribing her accent. "Eric is so athletic. We're gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won't even be able to take her shopping." Except mama owns a billion-dollar fashion house so, shopping should be easy.
Meanwhile, she's apparently giving the girl a very nontraditional name, which she won't reveal. "It's nothing shocking and nothing you'll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they'll know … why." You mean the girl will be named Papa Joe?
She also discusses she had a sixth sense about being pregnant, saying she just felt things had changed. "We were goin' to have an all-day drinking binge," she says about a planned road trip with friends months ago. "Gonna ride our bikes, hang out … do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?" She took a pregnancy test and bam! Instant Elle cover aping Demi Moore's 1991 Vanity Fair. Isn't it time we retired that same pose?