Jolie for sale, Oprah for scale, Dog sets sail
• Angelina Jolie remains coy about whether she’s pregnant or not, with Us magazine saying she may sell the official confirmation to the highest bidder and give the money to charity. But Ange, honey, you see, every gossip glossy out there is already saying you are, so who cares?
• Artist Daniel Edwards, famous for his sculptures of Britney Spears giving birth and a certain hotel heiress being autopsied, has created a bronze sculpture of a “curvaceous and robust” Oprah Winfrey called “The Oprah Sarcophagus,” TMZ reports. It’s no Skinny Elvis stamp, that’s for sure.
• And finally, Duane “Dog” Chapman is free from extradition efforts after a three-judge panel in Mexico ruled criminal charges for bounty hunting can’t be reinstated against him, the AP reports. If only he could get his TV show back on the air ...