Jon Gosselin, Octomom Nadya Suleman may be going on a date for TV
We tried to ban Jon Gosselin and Octomom Nadya Suleman, but the event horizon of media-generated gossip is upon us: The pair are going out on a date for a reality show, In Touch Weekly says. Repent, for the end is nigh.
"I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together," former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein apparently told the mag, the New York Daily News says. "And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco."
Mind you, both sides are denying this is in the works, but a press release says cameras will record Jon "as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like. He's totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they'd have 22 kids."
We'd be totally creeped out by that, too, if it were true at all. Gosselin's manager told E! you shouldn't believe everything you read, thankfully.
"This is the first I've even heard of it," he said. "This isn't happening."
Note Goldstein is never quoted as saying it really is a factual, paid-for and signed-for show. And so we go back to trying our best to ignore this, and ruefully whimpering in a corner as we tell ourselves we're different from other gossip outlets because we make fun of morons like this. That's what we do, right? Right???
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