The Juice* declares a week free from Charlie Sheen after he bashes Jon Cryer
Okay, folks, we all have to admit the time is long past due: The Juice* is declaring a one-week holiday on Charlie Sheen news (barring a trip to the hospital, jail or the morgue, of course). That means no more updates on his rants and raves, no speculating on what will happen to Two and a Half Men, no minutiae on what his porn-star girlfriends are doing and definitely no recounts of Sheen's Korner, which continues to infect Ustream like a bad case of the clap. Oh, I know, I'm hurt, too.
You see, since he called costar Jon Cryer a "turncoat" and a "troll" in an E! News interview Tuesday, the downward spiral is speeding up too fast to catch up: "Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll," Sheen said. "He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?" Problem is, Jon issued no statement, and really, he may have called and Chuck didn't know, but why would you call a guy who basically just got you fired, too? Sheen apologized on the radio Wednesday, but you're seeing the tailspin in action.
Throw in the discussions that Sheen may have already blown through most of his cash despite making $1.8 million per episode, and rock bottom seems to be coming up fast. The Juice* declared a week free of Britney Spears prior to her ending up in a mental hospital, so that's what I'm going to do here. I truly wish Sheen and his family well, but the best thing we all can do for this traffic accident now is to look away, because we're only making the driver step on the gas otherwise.
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