The Juice* declares week w/o Britney Spears
This Britney Spears business has gotten out of hand. Various gossip sources across the Internet have declared that she is A) not pregnant, B) suffering from multiple personality disorder, C) is the subject of a Web site called www.whenisbritneygoingtodie.com (the winner gets a new PlayStation 3, apparently; there’s a similar site for Amy Winehouse) and D) has transcended overexposure and moved into the realm of universal annoyance.
In that vein, The Juice* is declaring a BRITNEY-FREE ZONE for the next week. Unless she ends up in the hospital or the morgue — unless she’s just visiting Lindsay Lohan — The Juice* is giving you a break. No minutiae on her mental illness, no updates on her traffic violations, no details on her infatuation with deep-frying oatmeal and candy bars ... just a nice, quiet respite from her insanity.
Then again, if the cops end up at her house again, we might renege. She is our Juice*y Person of the Year, after all!
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