Justin Bieber publishing memoirs in October

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If you weren't already reeling at the news that Lindsay Lohan didn't even serve a sixth of her 90-day jail sentence, guess what? 'Tween girls the world over are swooning  over news that 16-year-old Justin Bieber is publishing his memoirs. Did he die in a James Dean-style car accident and we just didn't hear about it?

Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story will be an official, illustrated look behind the scenes of his meteoric rise from high-pitched YouTube hopeful to full-blown Canadian Invasion success story, USA Today says. It will cost little girls $21.99 of their parents money come this October.

The surest sign you're too young to have a memoir? Too many colons used as punctuation. By the time he's washed up and playing the upper left in Hollywood Squares, his memoir will be Justin Bieber: Last Step 2 The End: A Man-Child's Story: Too Trusting: Ruined  By Greedy Agents: My Fans Grew Up: My Hair Fell Out: I Miss Canada: Do You Want Fries With That?: A Retrospective.

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