Justin Bieber sued for allegedly stealing credit card, buying penis enlargement
Part of the fun of being a celebrity is getting sued for things you obviously never did by people who obviously aren't who they claim to be. Like Justin Bieber getting sued by a guy who says he's Selena Gomez's dad for allegedly stealing the man's credit card to buy drugs and a penis enlargement. Well, we hope that's not true, anyway.
TMZ says the Michigan man filed the suit and made several accusations, most of which can only be described as the rantings of the mentally ill. So let's list the ones the site pulled out, shall we? The man says the not only is Bieber cheating on Selena with Penelope Cruz, Rihanna and Ke$ha, but:
-- "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
-- "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums."
-- "(Bieber) gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."
-- "Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card."
The plaintiff ends the suit by noting "I'm an emotional mess ... America must boycott biebers music!" Well, there's two things to let us know he's not entirely out of his gourd.
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