Kate Gosselin takes the kids to meet Sarah Palin
Normally Kate Gosselin and her ex-husband Jon are off limits in the pages of The Juice*, because she bores us to death and we really don't like watching child abuse on a weekly basis, but this is too sensational to pass up: In a last-ditch effort to remain relevant, Kate has taken her kids to Alaska to meet Sarah Palin. We can hear the distant pops of your heads exploding now.
"Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping," a source tells InTouch Weekly; that's sure to make some great scary stories around the campfire. "(Palin's) excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!" And the scheming media's entrapment schemes, we're sure.
The former governor's brother, a third-grade teacher, and her father, a retired science teacher, will be on hand to teach kids some stuff, too. We wonder if they'll finally explain to the poor kids why their parents went crazy and no, not everyone is on camera 24 hours a day.
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