Kathy Griffin is dating Levi Johnston, we guess, and Miley Cyrus dances like a stripper
While we're catching up from the Teen Choice Awards, was that really Levi Johnston with Kathy Griffin? There's something simply magical about taking the teen-age father of Bristol Palin's baby to the Teen Choice Awards, don't you think?
"Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower," the 48-year-old actress said about her 19-year-old "date." And once again, poor Levi is clueless as to exactly how he's being used for a photo op (we still wonder what they told him about the Republican National Convention).
"I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told," he said about his alleged mistress. But wait, has Kathy even been to Alaska?
"I have played Alaska, but so nowhere near where he grew up," she told Us. "I played a Rosie (O'Donnell) lesbian cruise there and I'm pretty sure Levi wasn't on that cruise. I mean, I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure Levi is not kicking it with the lesbian cruises." He was actually just in town for a Vanity Fair photo shoot, which is disturbing in a different way.
For the record, yes, this is for a segment on My Life on the D-List and no, we won't bother watching it when it comes on. We're too busy wondering why Miley Cyrus was writhing on a stripper pole during her performance at the show (watch it below, for a good daily dose of "huhsaywha?").
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