Katy Perry, Russell Brand are officially divorced
In case anyone out there had a Katy Perry shrine that was awaiting the final catalyst to bring their life-sized papier-mache doll of the singer to life, you'll be very interested to know she's officially divorced from Russell Brand. You can now put the lightning rods away and go pursue the real deal, weirdoes.
The 14-month marriage was ended in a California court, which by law specified the parties had to wait six months before the divorce agreement was validated, E! reports. Brand initially filed for divorce back in December, a couple of months before the deal to split was reached.
The pair have both been dating, of course; Perry has been out with French model Baptiste Giabiconi and Florence + the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd, while Russell went out with Hungarian model Nikolett Barabas. But don't worry, we're sure you normies still have a shot. Sure you do.
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