Katy Perry tells everyone Japan kicked out Russell Brand
Ubiquitous man-child Russell Brand was punted out of Japan over the weekend because of issues with his troubled past. It's good to know the Japanese still have impeccable taste.
"So...my husband just got deported from Japan. I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place," wife Katy Perry tweeted via @katyperry. She elaborated later that "It was for priors from over 10 years ago!"It didn't matter how long it's been: Japanese authorities took him into custody and held him for a spell before giving him the boot.
"Planning escape from Japanese custody. It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick," Brand tweeted via @rustyrockets. But at least he kept his sense of humor. "Stockholm syndrome kicking in. Just asked my guard out for (vegetarian) sushi. He giggled." It's good to know stuff that will keep you out of the land of hentai and over-18 vending machines isn't enough to bar you from the U.S. of A.
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