Kevin Jonas marries girlfriend Danielle Deleasa
We'd like to think we cover as many bases as we can here at The Juice*, but Hannukah has ended and Christmas is about to begin, and most of our loyal, office-bound readers are so overworked they can't pay attention to anything, so that's why we're telling you Kevin Jonas got married two days after the fact. Like you really cared, anyway.
The 22-year-old flavor of the month married longtime 22-year-old girlfriend Danielle Deleasa Saturday on Long Island, Us says, with a source saying "It was beautiful." What kind of source was that? Anyone could say that and have a 95 percent chance of being right. We're on to your game, Us!
About 400 people attended the 5 p.m. ceremony at Oheka Castle, with brothers Nick and Joe serving as best men. We're sure there are other details, but then we start thinking about his promise ring and want to joke that Christmas came early, but that would be in poor taste.