Kid Rock and Anna Nicole would have made a great couple
Maxim shares the most heart-warming story since Paris fired her manager. Kid Rock says he got in a tussle with Anna Nicole Smith at last year’s Kentucky Derby: “I had my son with me, and she strolls in shooting a TV show, so I politely ask her ‘Miss, we’re just trying to have a good time, and you’ve got those [bleeping] cameras rolling. And she was like, ‘[Bleep] you.’ So I was like ‘[Bleep] me? [Bleep] you. You’re a [bleep]ing pig,’ ” he tells the mag. Good example there, daddy.
Then, to smooth things over, Anna apologizes to the child and gives him $300. “I didn’t know about it until we got home ’cause he bought some Nintendo [bleep],” Rock says. “I’m like, ‘Where did you get the money?’ He’s like, ‘That blond girl with the big boobs gave it to me.’ ” And who says polite society is dead? [Getty Images]