Kim Kardashian, Kanye West looking for Miami mansion
Want to read the most unsettling sentence of the day? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may soon both be full-time Floridians. We'll give you a moment to catch your breath and thank your lucky stars they're targeting Miami and not Tampa Bay.
TMZ says the pair are looking to move in together, so they're pining for a home in south Florida, specifically the Miami area, because they love it so much. Kim already spends a lot of time there, what with shooting her reality show with sister Kourtney, so this is just the next logical step, right? Seriously, the progression of your relationship should go reality show then divorce then hookup then waterfront mansion, right?
The site notes the couple looked at four properties on the water on Monday, all of which had asking prices between $7 million and $10 million. We have a better idea: Just buy up all the distressed properties in Dade County and pretend each house is its own room! The city would be so happy, they'd probably name a neighborhood after you. How's Kimye sound? No, let's go with Westdashian. It'll give them somewhere to go after they elope.
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