Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries may be getting divorced
It already sounds like Kim Kardashian and new husband Kris Humphries are headed to divorce court. Well, that's the story getting sold to the glossies, anyway. Knowing each other for less than a year may have had something to do with it.
Life & Style, specifically, says the pair have barely seen each other since their blowout wedding special on E!. Immediately after their honeymoon, Kim headed to the United Arab Emirates for a week for work of some sort (the kind that nets a $1 million paycheck, apparently), while Kris was out aprtying at NYV clubs and hanging out with a shapely blond reportedly friends with his sister, Kaela.
On top of all that, Kim's pal Jonathan Cheban is badmouthing the whole relationship: "They're kind of annoying (together)," he told the mag. "I like them separately; I like Kim on my own time." Well, that's what happens when someone gets married, you jackwagon. They would rather spend time with their spouses than their fake friends.
But you'll see it on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, you can bet on that. "Kris says on camera, 'You have to choose him or me,' " Cheban says. You can practically hear him gloat about it. A production source for the source adsd that something is up, since Kim is planning on ditching the show for awhile and going back to L.A.
"Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it," the source says. "Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much. That's not a good sign."Also not a good sign: Treating your marriage as a plotline in a soap opera.