Kim Kardashian may be secretly planning to adopt a child
Kim Kardashian may be divorcing Kris Humphries, but that doesn't mean she won't continue her quest to start her own family. OK! is reporting that the 31-year-old is secretly trying to adopt a baby on her own. E! is really getting desperate for another spinoff, it seems.
"Kim has always been very maternal. Of the three sisters, she's the one who's been saying that she's ready for kids the longest," a source tells the mag. "It's all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She's made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from."
What, like Kmart or Target? We hear Walmart has especially good deals on slightly off-market newborns. Then again, if Kim goes to Sam's Club, she can get five kids for the price of one. We think that's what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did. Hopefully the place she gets it from will be sure to poke holes in the little blue box she'll demand it be delivered in.