Kim Kardashian says OK! story that she's pregnant is not true
If you're breathlessly pawing through your latest issue of OK! magazine -- you know, the one that screams Kim Kardashian is getting married to Kris Humphries because she's having a baby -- hold off on checking the registry just yet. Seems there's a pesky problem with that story, in that it isn't true.
"Kim always thought she’d have at least one or two kids by now, so she’s absolutely in a hurry, and Kris loves kids and doesn’t see any reason to wait, a source is quoted in the June 15 issue. "Her friends are even taking bets on whether it will be a boy or a girl." Too bad the woman herself takes to her blog to refute the claims.
"This is crazy! I am NOT pregnant! Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!" Kim writes. "I can foresee lots of crazy, made up stories coming out in the near future and I certainly don’t have time to shut down every rumor. But believe that if you hear it from me, it will be true. Otherwise, don’t always believe what you read, dolls."
Made up stories in the future? Well heck, Kim, apparently you're reading one right now. That's why The Juice* has an asterisk, so you know not to take anything we write seriously. Of course, OK! also says she's changing her name to Kim Humphries, which is a branding decision so bad we can't ever see it happening, but who knows what's true anymore?