Kim Kardashian wants a baby, wears a bikini
Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of her older sister Kourtney getting all the attention, just because she got knocked up by ex boyfriend Scott Disick, so what does Kim say on her Web site? Why, that she wants a baby of her own, of course.
"I want a baby!" the 28-year-old wrote. "OK, so maybe not right now, but I can't wait to be an aunt."
Well heck, that means we have to give some background, since we totally fooled you with the headline and drew you in with that bikini photo (from her Twitter account, @kimkardashian, bragging about her Quick Trim photo shoot).
"Kourtney and I went baby shopping last week!" she wrote on the blog post. "It's really fun but we you have to stay neutral when you're shopping for a baby and you don't know what the sex of the baby is! I found that really hard... I just wanted to shop for pink or blue, haha! I want Kourt and Scott to find out already!!"
That's right, they were only shopping. But let that be a lesson to you about how the media twists quotes out of context. What, you think gossip columns care about telling the truth?
[Photo via Twitter]