Kris Humphries mocks Kanye West after $24 million contract
After signing a $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets, Kris Humphries turned to Twitter to mock Kanye West. Someone mocking Kanye West on Twitter? We've never heard of such a thing!
On Tuesday, the NBA star tweeted via @KrisHumphries, "I'm up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ "lucky I didn't have Jay drop me from the team" lol!” Humphries is referring to song lyrics from West's Way Too Cold (a.k.a. Theraflu) in which West proclaims true love for Kris' soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian and brags about his bromance with Nets co-owner Jay-Z, the @S_C_ in the tweet. Sing along with us now:
"And I'll admit, I had fell in love with Kim/ Around the same time she had fell in love with him/ Well that's cool, baby girl, do ya thang/ Lucky I ain't had Jay drop him from the team."
Indeed, pulling in $24 million seems like a nice consolation prize from Jay after the divorce filing. In fact, that's so much money, the vacuous Kim just may be interested in Humphries again. We do hope Kris isn't waiting by the phone. West hasn't responded to the tweet, which is unusual, since he always has something to say. Here's hoping he makes some jackass move in the next 24 hours or so!
-- Sabrina Rocco firstname.lastname@example.org
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