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FEBRUARY 04, 2011

Kristen Stewart offered lead in 'Snow White and the Huntsman'

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In the worst casting news since Jessica Alba was picked to be Sue Storm, Kristen Stewart has been tapped for lead role in the upcoming Snow White and the Huntsman. well, Snow White does spend a lot of the story unconscious.

GossipCop reports Universal has offered the actress the role if she wants it. That is, if she's ready to quit spending all her time wishing she was a vampire in the abstinence parable Twilight. Rupert Sanders is directing the yarn, which already has Viggo Mortensen and Charlize Theron aboard.

Given Kristen's terrible, terrible lack of acting ability, she obviously doesn't make good decisions, so we expect her to turn down this role. The movie will be awful with her in it, but skipping a job with Viggo and Charlize would be worse than Stephenie Meyer's writing.

[Photo: With Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson. Getty Images]

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