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Updated: If at first you don’t succeed, right? After crashing her Mercedes into a tree over the weekend while allegedly under the influence, then having cops find coke in her ride, Lindsay Lohan was checking back into rehab Tuesday, according to InTouch Weekly.
TMZ confirmed she headed to Malibu’s Promises facility (since her 30-day stay at Wonderland didn’t go so well) under the watchful eye of lawyer Blair Berk. Hey, look how Promises helped Britney Spears!
Where was mama right about then? Probably bidding on the shrapnel from LiLo’s Saturday car crash, which you can buy on eBay at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330125947852.
And friends, there’s a great shot of Blohan passed out in homegirl Samantha Ronson’s car, but since The Juice*’s budget is so small we type this out on a VIC-20, we can’t afford the paparazzi fees to bring this wholesome goodness, so here’s Linds and Karl Lagerfeld looking like Bond villains at the Chanel Cruise a couple weeks ago.