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Levi Johnston has a really bad pistachio fetish



Levi Johnston has finally found a job to fill his time since knocking up Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol: Showing his nuts. Pistachios, to be exact.

The 19-year-old is the star of Wonderful Pistacio's new "Get Crackin'" ad campaign, which made its debut Monday.  In his commercial he walks up to the screen in an Alaska t-shirt (lest people not know who he is, for some reason -- watch it above) with a large black man who is obviously his bodyguard, cracks open a pistachio and eats it. "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection," a voiceover says. Hey-yoooo!

The ad is part of the industry's push to forget last year's recall by overloading on the double entendres, USA Today says. Another ad features a woman in a latex bustier opening a pistachio with a bull whip and saying,
"A dominatrix does it on command." We kind of think Levi could use more of that kind of attention.


[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:59am]


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